After years and years of successfully avoiding it, I reluctantly jumped on a bandwagon that should have ridden noisily and with great fanfare into the sunset without me. Speaking of sunsets, mine turned out to look like the autumn sky — if it had suddenly turned a murky orange shade and ...

I know I’ve mentioned it previously, but it may not be as easy as you think to come up with cute story ideas. In fact, some days, I’m just looking for a sign, capisce? Well, lo and behold, I stumbled upon a website called BoredPanda — and I actually physically could not prevent myself ...

Here we are, kicking off a brand-new year. Brand-new. Hmm. As opposed to what, old new? Or are we stamping time the way we do cattle these days? I know, I know, new year, same old silly PK. Hey, I’m nothing if not consistent, my peeps! Now, it actually took me quite a while to settle on a ...

’Twas the day they call Christmas When all through the land Folks were happy and cheerful Whether in snow drifts or sand. Every one of God’s creatures Both humongously tall Or adorably tiny Yes indeed, one and all! The stockings once hung By the chimney with ...

Listen, I love Christmas as much as anybody. Probably even more than most, since I will absolutely tune in for Hallmark, TNT, AMC or even XYZ Christmas movies in December or July or mid-March or any ol’ time a given network decides “we need a little Christmas, right this very ...

As you likely know by now if you’re any kind of PK’er in the slightest, I’m all about the convo. Something of a wordy wordsmith, I suppose one might say? About “convo,” I’m hoping that you realize that this is PK shorthand for conversation, right? Sheesh, I guess the ...